I really liked the DC subway. I've only ridden on subways a couple times in my life, but I've always thought it was a lot of fun. This time would have been even better were it not for the extremely... friendly passenger sitting next to us. He's located just off camera to the left.

I made the mistake of saying hello and making smalltalk while we purchased our tickets. In the process I apparently made a life-long blood-brother, and he would not shut up for the life of me or any innocent bystanders. I was using every nonverbal technique in the book to make him quiet down: short answers, facing away from him, outright ignoring him, nothing worked. On top of all that, he was just a total dope. At least he could have had some interesting observations to foist upon us.